Ways to look busy

Right now work in general has been very stressful, anyway I might recently have been erratic with my offline and online behavior with some of my friends, but I can assure you that I’m still a long way to go from a total nervous break down. Hey most of all the people that seems to be very successful that I know, they only really work about 4 hours a day and the rest of their work day they just pretend that they are too busy talking to their bosses. So let’s explore on which way you can best pretending labor and have somebody else pick up the slack

Ways to Look Busy

1. Emailing looks like work This trick always work like a charm, instead of getting busted by your boss of having porn or Bejeweled on your monitor. Email screen always has been a great time killer. Heck just glancing at spam on you regular work alone would already give you half hour worth of appearance of working. Also Email anyone often, I dont care its your grandma typing plus Email screen equal look busy.
2. Get Involved participate on unquantifiable projects. You want to do a lot of consulting and advising. Your attendance alone in the meeting room already guaranteed the mark of a go-getter. Heck even though you dont know what they talking about.
3. Bitch about your job description. This one in particular is a trade secret of the middle managers, thats how they maintain their job position to the top level guy and look productive. This is considered work even though its fun for them to walk all over you, learned to play at their own game bitch about your job too !
4. If you feel like talking instead of hammering a TPS report, just talk to your boss. That will automatically count as work no matter the subject are, the ideal conversation might be how poorly your co-workers are performing.