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First of I would like to welcome everyone to my blog, sorry that I haven’t posted anything for a while due to bunch of past shenanigans. Anyway for the time being just sit back and enjoy whatever you doing right now. I promise that there will be plenty more of interesting contents to come !

So what’s a security-conscious citizen like me will do? Though it is inevitable that Uncle Sam want to track everyone like cattle’s, however there are still ways to make this method a bit more inconvenient for them. So I went around and do some research for devising a best plan to disable the RFID chips without burning up your passport all together. But be careful – tampering with a passport is punishable by 25 years in prison in the US. Not to mention the “special ” custom search, with rubber gloves. If you’re getting paranoid about strangers slurping up you identity ? Here ’s what you can do about it.

Water Treatment

1 “Accidentally” leaving your passport in the jeans you just put in the washer won’t work. You’re more likely to ruin you passport than the chip. Plus in the near future there will plenty more of RFID water resistance type.

Nuking

2 Forget about nuking it in the microwave, long term exposure to the nuking session could cause the chips burst into flames, leaving scorch marks. Besides ruining you passport with permanent nasty burnt smell.

Hammer Time
3 The best approach? Hammer time. Hitting the chip with a blunt, hard object should disable it. A nonworking RFID doesn’t invalidate the passport. So you can still use it.

Best Solution

Hammer Time + 10 second Nuking Session, this will ensure that you’ve properly destroyed the actual storage unit within the chip itself. A brief microwave session also help electrocuting the power supply circuit. So what will you have left at the end, is a non working RFID passport with all your paper trail information intact. Besides this will give some work for your local custom agent to do typing the information and do their job.

In quantum physics, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle or the Heisenberg indeterminacy principle the latter name given to it by Niels Bohr states that one cannot measure values (with arbitrary precision) of certain conjugate quantities, which are pairs of observables of a single elementary particle. These pairs include the position and momentum.

The basis of the Uncertainty Principle is that one compares the frequency of a wave with the beats of a standard clock. In essence, this is the same as to allow the two frequencies to interfere with each other. How would one know if the two frequencies are or are not exactly, precisely the same, if one did not have an infinite amount of time to measure this and be certain?

Basically in English this theory is the construct of all randomness in the universe which with higher scope of perception, pattern does emerge through the passage of time. Anyhow let’s get back to the article I was referring to earlier it’s involve a collaboration with a geneticist and a statistician a few months back, if you guys want to read the full article here it is Wired News: Human Family Tree: Shallow Roots .

So what do supercomputing, the laws of physic and human family tree have in common? Well all points lead into one conclusion that at any given point in time of the universe, the past, present, or future there will be a repeat process and so to the permutation of life. And if you repeat the process thru thousand and billion times over, the impression of the past shall emerge in the form of inherited pattern. So many might question my motive as far as am I a supporter of the reincarnation in many eastern religious beliefs? Sorry that particular flavor of metaphor does not sway me one bit due to this particular flaw. How could any individual be that very person when all of his genetic makeup and life experience altered in such a way that he does not have any similarity with oneself in the past. And in this particular postulate, religion fails miserably to come up with a sounding argument. Also the element of the so call soul, the very concept is still as abstract hypothesis more than a String Theory so gives me a break! However if you willing to look beyond the mundane distraction of religion and embrace the simplicity of science. The term of reincarnation in the scientific point view is far more simple and elegant. “For all the permutation of life, there will be an individual in one point in time with the exact resemblance came into an existence with his or her own unique experience”. So I’ll et you all ponder which flavor of perception would suit you best.

Digg!

“No you can’t play with my tail”

GO YOU OWN WAY

FREEZE-DRYING

Process: Swedish company Promessa Organic will crystallize your corpse in liquid nitrogen, vacuum away the ice, and sub-sonically vibrate your remain into powder. Then your remaining dust will be mix cornstarch. These will be bury under a bush, give it a year and youre a certify compost !

Result: Good for the mother earth, a repayment of your SUV gas guzzling lifestyle and VDs giving in the previous life.

Pro: You’re finally did the nature some good.
Cons: Worm done the same job but a bit slower.
For more info. www.promessa.se
TREE BONDING

Process: Since the DNA of any two human is 99.99 percent identical, only a small amount make you unique. So two nut case scientists have a scheme to embed your unique bits of gene into a cell of a tree as noncoding DNA.

Result: Your genetic code will be carry on as long as the life of the tree, laying dormant.

Pro: Imagine you plus the cannabis tree, giving a new meaning to “smoke me baby !”
Con: The tweak tree could be considered a genetically modified organism facing regulations. Imagine evil killer plant out of The Day of Triffids
For more Info: http://www.biopresence.com/
GEM MAKING

Process: You know diamonds are forever, plus they are girl’s best friend for the most part so here is your only chance to be both ! After a traditional cremation, ship your dust to Life Gem, the company will turn your remaining carbon into graphite and baked your ass for about 6 months literally. With lots of heat and pressure (over 1.6 million PSI), the carbon realign into diamond wolla !
Result: you become 10 1carat for all your ex stripper girlfriends.
Pro: you become indestructible and girls love to have you around at all time, something you could not do when you were alive.
Con: You become a theft target and pawnshop hustlers.
For more info http://www.lifegem.com/

MAD Scientist Cryonics

Process: First of this is probably would cost more than all the funeral process available, Cryonics is the preservation of legally dead humans or pets at very low temperature.
Result:You become a meat Popsicle
Pro: all you remain will be permanently well preserve as long as there is liquid nitrogen and electricity.
Con: Eternal frost bite

Well I got bored and tired because Ive been up for over 20 hours trying to finish the stupid presentation for work. Anyway I came across this very interesting article about this particular Russian astronomer who came up with a theory to categorized civilization base on their total energy output. It makes perfect since to me thats why were alone in this universe. Because if you applied the same rule as where we are on the civilization evolutionary scale. its like an ant trying to get hitch hike on an Autobahn full of cars. They cant see or hear you thank God they didnt obliterated us just the fact that youre mere close to its path.

In 1964, Russian Astromer Nikolai Kardashev proposed a scheme for classifying advanced technological civilizations. He identified three possible types and distinguished between them in terms of the power they could muster for the purposes of interstellar communications.

Type I civilization would be able to marshal energy resources for communications on a planet-wide scale, equivalent to the entire present power consumption of the human race, or about 10¹⁶ watts.

Type II civilization would surpass this by a factor of approximately ten billion, making available 10²⁶ watts, by exploiting the total energy output of its central star. Freeman Dyson, for example, has shown in general terms how this might be done with a Dyson sphere.

Type III civilization would have evolved far enough to tap the energy resources of an entire galaxy. This would give a further increase by at least a factor of 10 billion to about 10³⁶ watts.

And Where we at ?

On this Discriminating scale, the human race would presently qualify as roughly a Type 0.7 (yeah we’re 0)

Kardashev explored the consequences of a Type II or III civilization diverting all of its non-essential power resources into an effort to communicate with other races.

Type II civilization, he estimated, could send the information equivalent of a medium-sized library across the Galaxy in a transmission burst lasting just 100 seconds (though to travel from one side of the Galaxy to the other would take it tens of thousands of years). The same amount of information could be sent across an intergalactic distance of 10 million light-years with a transmission time of a few weeks.

Type III civilization could broadcast a library of information across the entire observable universe with a transmission time of 3 seconds (although the journey to the most distant receiver, in this case, would take about 10 billion years). Kardashev argued that an Ozma-like search would be unlikely to detect a Type I civilization and that SETI programs should concentrate instead on looking for the kind of intense radio signals that might emanate from Type II or III activity .

So there you have it ! People trying to justify with space romanticism and religious emotional overtone of why we are alone in the Universe. Well just pure mathematical calculation alone has already provide us with an answer slap in the face like a bad first date Time is eternal and more than likely that our own complacency would be the architecture of our own demise.

Classified: Man seeking Radioactive Babes

Kim Jong Il

AKA Yuri Irsenowich Kim AKA Number One Stuner

My Nick Name: Korean Hugh Hefner (without the pipe)

MySpace:

Born: 16-Feb-1941
Birthplace: Khabarovsk, Siberia, Russia

Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Short Asian

Height: 5′9″ (with my Go-Go Boots)
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Head of State

Quick Blurb: I known for having many rockets in my pocket, however you will enjoy my eccentricity and my sweet private side.

Nationality: North Korea
Executive summary: Dictator of North Korea for life

Favorite drinks: Cheap cognac plus occasion Hypnotic

Favorite car: Pimp my Ride Mazda RX 7 (I had my Korean gangs robbed Xzibit a few years back)

Hobbies: Throwing Korean Girls Gone Wild Party, which usually start around midnight till dawn and all girls must strip ! Or Kimmy gonna have to choke a bitch.

My Collection: I own videos of at least 20,000 films and half of them are porn. My favorite movies of all time include the Rambo, Friday the 13th, and James Bond movies.

Aspiration: I would like to be a film maker after my retirement. My past credit I produced Pulgasari, a 1985 Godzillaesque story based on a 14th-Century Korean legend about a monster who helps peasants overthrow their dictatorial king. It was a very liberating experience since I had the pleasure of collaborating with the famous South Korean director Shin Sang-Ok and actress Choe Un-Hee with my AK-47 to their heads. Talking about an impulse burst of creativity!

My Short film: